1. A calculus geek playing crosswords
Shame! He probably wants to formulate a Greek dictionary to an equation.
2. A farmer wearing a lab coat
He would have to own a cloning barnyard first.
3. a president with corruption charges
Typical of politicians, don’t get me started on the ward counselor.
4. He got me a car for Valentine
Oh! That he doesn’t have male friends.
5. Antibiotics or affirmative action
Try telling that to your boss when you insured with a homeopathic medicine.
6. He came back in the morning
So I have heard, they have opened a nasty club around the corner.
7. Ten reasons why you shouldn’t eat beans
Do I real have to say it; well it cost more gas to walk to the station than opening a window.
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